Yahoo! News Article — “Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said on Monday remnants of toppled President Saddam Hussein’s government have coalesced into a “terrorist network” in Iraq, but rejected the notion that U.S. and British forces are facing a guerrilla war or are stuck in a quagmire.”
You know, I’d heard that forces had captured the Iraqi Information Minister, but I wasn’t aware that they’d surgically transplanted him into Rumsfeld’s body.