Ah yes, a Sunday afternoon in September with CBS. First I get to see Corey Dillon’s single game rushing record broken, even if it meant Cleveland losing. (And if someone from Baltimore had to do it, why couldn’t it be Chester Taylor?) Then, miracle of miracles, I actually get to see a Bengals game, and it’s a heartbreaker of a close loss. And now I have to catch up on all the homework I missed because I spent all afternoon watching football. A huge lose-lose situation — that’s my life, all right.