The L, of course, stands for Motherfucking. On that note, let’s play the friday5.org Friday Five!

1. If money were no concern and LOOKS the only consideration, what car would you get yourself?
If money were no concern I’d get a hybrid, thanks. If I really had the money to spend, and I couldn’t spend it on more worthwhile things, I’d probably get the hybrid painted black with dark purple and dark green accents.

2. If money were no concern and YOUR LIFESTYLE the only consideration, what car would you get yourself?
The hybrid minus the paint job. (I figure the custom paint job would make it a bigger target for thieves.)

3. What is the best thing about your current car? If you do not own a car, what is the best thing about the car you most often ride in?
It’s been in a lot of accidents (never the fault of anyone who was driving it) and it barely has a scratch on it. It probably gets three miles to the gallon on a good day, but I can feel fairly safe for myself when I’m driving it. (Now if I could only feel that safe for other drivers.)

4. If cars could be skinned the way cell phones, laptop computers, and iPods can, what would be a really cool skin for your car?
The paint job from before. Let’s just say a black base with dark purple mists on the lower half and a strip of dark green ivy on top of that. (Kind of like how the .org used to look before the most recent redesign.)

5. If you were going to decorate a friend’s car with a custom-made skin as a practical joke, whose car would you skin and what would it be?
I don’t do practical jokes, thanks.