1. What’s something really, really stupid you’ve done that could easily have resulted in your own death?
You want me to name just one? I think the most recent one was when I tried to pass a car on a two-lane highway in rural Michigan during a pounding rainstorm. The car was going slower than necessary, but the rain was so hard I couldn't see the lights of the car in the opposite lane until we were too close for comfort. We were both okay, but it was definitely a bit of a scare for me.

2. What makes you feel stupid?
Everything I do. (Sorry, normally I do a better job of filtering the emo stuff out, but I am majorly depressed right now.)

3. What’s something that’s stupid in a very smart way?
I'm not sure if this is supposed to mean stupid in a positive or negative way, but I'll go with the easy answer here and have done: Monty Python.

4. What’s an example of a stupid idea working out in a way that solved a problem?
Hitting something in frustration in hopes that the strike will make that thing work. This has actually worked enough times in my life that, for things that I own, it's part of my fix-it strategy.

5. There is apparently a brand of packaged popcorn called Smartfood. What might be found in the package labeled Stupidfood?
Animal carcass. What, you were expecting something else from me?

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