posted 2004/02/20 at 13:51
Undergraduate GPA: 4.0
Verbal GRE score: 750
Quantitative GRE score: 800
Analytic Writing GRE score: 6.0
Number of honours society memberships: 2
Months served as President of Spectrum: 15
Number of poems published: 2
Amount of money won in writing competitions over past two years: $525
Amount of money spent applying to graduate schools: $525
Waking up this morning and getting a rejection letter from Indiana University: Priceless.
There are some things that money can't buy.
A life is one of them.
I'm a total and complete fucking loser.
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