posted 2003/04/28 at 22:56
Okay my fellow liberals, it's time we round up pictures of Bill O'Reilly, Senator Santorum, Dr. Laura, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity ... oh hell just add the entire Fox News Channel anchor lineup ... Rupert Murdoch, Ari Fleischer, blah-di-blah-di-blah until we get to 52, make playing cards of each of them with one of their most offensive quotes printed underneath their portraits (I know, it'll take months to pick out just one for most of them), and sell them as "Humanity's Most Wanted" playing cards. I swear, the Republicans must be behind the whole "Iraq's Most Wanted" shit, and they're probably making a fucking mint off of them. Or at least they're driving the rest of us into insanity by spamming us with that "AUTHENTIC REPLICA DOD PLAYING CARDS" bullshit. When will liberals learn that the only way we're going to rescue our image as a bunch of simpering ne'er-do-wells is to stoop to the conservatives' level?
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